豚肉が一番好きです!!!

Dear 友達：

Do you know what my #1 favorite thing is? I do! 豚肉 (buta niku) - pork! I love it so much that I even love to wear it, which is why I was absolutely ecstatic to find the Heartattack & Vine Breakfast in Bed dress, Short Bus Moons Over My Hammy set (with matching bacon & egg earrings), and Short Bus Piggie Back tat. I even recently found a job at the Flopdog on Lloyd, just so I could stay close to the delicious smell of crackling pork fat all day long. It gets SO hot in that Flopdog stand, though, that I've got to keep my hair up in BP*'s Autumn Natural Chignon - which is actually just fine
because that hair is totes kawaii!!


After a long, hot day slaving over Flopdogs, all I want to do is strip down to my Moons Over My Hammy bacon and eggs, and settle down at the picnic tables with a nice juicy hot dog and a tasty Schadenfreude Bacontini (I like to nom the bacon first, of course).



I'll leave you for now with my favorite recipe for pork chops Calvados and a bit of poetry I composed with the help of my bacontini.

Pork with Apples, Calvados and Cider


Oh, bacon
You're so fine,
You're so fine,
You blow my mind!
Hey, bacon!


Ex oh ex oh,
秋子 Akiko

Breakfast in Bed dress - Heartattack & Vine @ the Starlust

Autumn Natural Chignon - BP* @ the Starlust

Piggie Back Tattoo & Moons Over My Hammy (including tainty-fresh back bacon and tainty-fresh breakfast sausage not shown) - Short Bus @ Dogtown

Simple Motives skin - Fashionably Dead @ the Starlust

Hot Dog Stand - Smersh @ the Starlust

Bacontini - Schadenfreude @ the Starlust

Noir

Melatonin keeps giving me her hats and she doesn't understand why I like them so much. So, to show her how epic her hats are, I put this outfit together from all my homeboys on Lloyd. The hat is from Melatonin Hax of Split Pea (in the Starlust Motel), the shirt is from Toast Bard of Fashionably Dead (in the big Dino), the skirt is from Constanza Volare of Alchemy (in the Starlust Motel), and last but not least, the shoes are from Erpla Prieto of Periquita (look out for quicksand!)

Do me a favor and go to Split Pea and get this hat. Show Melatonin that she must keep making hats like this! All I can make is a mess, and not even a very good mess at that. I keep glaring at my desk like if I am mean enough, it might clean itself off. I dunno, I have a sneaking suspicion that it's not doing the trick. I'm not making sense. I can't decide if that is because I'm a crackhead or because it is faaaaaaarrr past my bedtime... HALP!