Do you know what my #1 favorite thing is? I do! 豚肉 (buta niku) - pork! I love it so much that I even love to wear it, which is why I was absolutelyecstatic to find the Heartattack & Vine Breakfast in Bed dress, Short Bus Moons Over My Hammy set (with matching bacon & egg earrings), and Short Bus Piggie Back tat. I even recently found a job at the Flopdog on Lloyd, just so I could stay close to the delicious smell of crackling pork fat all day long. It gets SO hot in that Flopdog stand, though, that I've got to keep my hair up in BP*'s Autumn Natural Chignon - which is actually just fine because that hair is totes kawaii!!
After a long, hot day slaving over Flopdogs, all I want to do is strip down to my Moons Over My Hammy bacon and eggs, and settle down at the picnic tables with a nice juicy hot dog and a tasty Schadenfreude Bacontini (I like to nom the bacon first, of course).
I'll leave you for now with my favorite recipe for pork chops Calvados and a bit of poetry I composed with the help of my bacontini.